YouTube起こし――"Doritos - Make Your Own"

　かわいいCMでしたね！錬金術レシピｗ
　「秋風を少々と馬のいななきを半分加える」とCool Ranch味ができあがるなんて、これはもはや詩だ。

Everyone loves Doritos, right? Well, today I'm gonna show you how to make your own.


OK, to save time, I've already gathered the ingredients. Now, of course, the hardest part about this is gonna be finding a unicorn and then making it cry.


If you guys are gonna be making Cool Ranch, you wanna go and add two dashes of an autumn breeze and half a horse's whinny.


And we are done. It's time for us to enjoy our delicious Dorito...Ahhh, I made gold again!!


What am I gonna do with all this gold!?

　途中出てくるステキな材料は以下の通り。

Staff of Anubis
Philosopher Stone
Rubber Hammer
Rubber Nails
Moon Rock Salt
Archimedes Screw
Harpsichord
Parachute
Blank
Bag of Holding
Cloud Mist
Elven Joy
Lucky Penny
Love Song
Erlenmeyer Flask
Marcoscope
Sense of Wonder
Blankety Blanks
Haiku
Nods
Sweeps
Beeps
Deeps
Sneeps
Reeps
Winks
Memories
Fireballs
Congratulations
Laughter
Lightening（原文ママ。lightning のことでしょう）
Star Dust
Rings of a Tree
Mother's Approval
Mountain Air
Cheesiness
Inspiring Footage
Smiles
Secret Ingredient
Smell of Morning
Love


Salt